Thank you for the review.
We're relieved to hear that you would not recommend our rental, as it would be an insult for us to host anybody with similar attitude and behavior. You and friends were caught breaking in into our storage shed, smuggled additional unauthorized people and have mail delivered to you without our approval. You and your unauthorized people clogged up the toilet and refused to pay the invoice provided by the plumber.
You also chose to made up stories about the neighborhood but failed to mention that we live nextdoor and have cameras installed on our house for extra security for us and our guests. You also failed to report these accidents to us,to Airbnb or to the police. Why? Maybe because you made it up. And if the tiny convenience store was a drug stop, what were you doing there?
And finally, you don't have to be a home owner to turn off porch light at night and TV's when you leave the property. It's called common courtesy, which you are apparetly unfamiliar with.
So, good luck with your future endeavors.