Located across from the beach and minutes from downtown shops and restaurants, El Mono Loco is a 12 room hotel. Enjoy our refreshing plunge pool, tropical gardens, and swaying hammocks. Prices do NOT include 13% tax.
Spending a little extra money and getting a nicer place is totally worth it (Website hidden by Airbnb) I know this is a budget hotel but they literally make it as cheap as possible. I have stayed at budget hotels that were clean. This hotel was definitely not clean. The first ni…
When we are aware of issues, we remedy them on the spot. In fact, we state this at check in and in our welcome email. We do provide bug spray at reception for anyone who would like to use it in their rooms. Keeping doors and windows closed works best to keep out mosquitoes. I can guarantee your sheets were cleaned with detergent, bleach, and hung in the sun, but regardless we would have gladly changed them at your request. I will definitely share your comments about the dust with our cleaner; she is quite conscientious and would have gladly attended to your bed frame. No shampoo, true, but...bars of soap, and lots of towels. The curtains have grommets and do not need to be held back; they slide open and closed. Those curtains were purchased last year, newer and not cheap. They are not room darkening; that would be depressing. They do provide privacy...yay! The mattresses are orthopedic; we paid extra for that. We do not provide comforters; it's the tropics and that would be hot; our bed covers are lightweight and all get laundered after every guest. Spending more money elsewhere may have gotten you a better place, but at El Mono Loco, all you need to do is just let us know. Hey, grab a dust cloth and a new sheet. We would have been right on it. After all, we do want you to enjoy your (Website hidden by Airbnb) why we are here. Unfortunately, we couldn't let you use our restaurant for your personal cooking; it's actually a health code, but we were happy to provide you with some items to prepare your food.